KOTD - Rap Battle - The Saurus vs Cruger

It's Freddy Cruger, London native
some would say you're underrated
this is like putting the Rock against...
it doesn't matter what your name is!
Let's talk about your alter-ego just in case it doesn't make it
he's more like Harvey Dent, you got a couple faces like a double agent
Battle rap comedian, horrorcore stage performer
Necro-worshiper, painting portraits of rape and torture
in mom's basement screaming angry into tape recorders...
bitches all describe Cruger with two words: restraining order.
Now I don't believe a word you say, he isn't very threatenin
just introverted skinny Freddy, shit is real depressin
in Britain they'll be checkin the obituary section
cause the blade is leavin Crug cut like a military veteran
Now you real soft but you still talkin'
with kill-shots I'm a real problem-- takin' your bread
plate in his head from the meal cart you get wheeled off in
if it's real close then I will rob him
till I feel gold like I'm Phil Dawson
and if he ain't got nothing to steal off him, I'mma steel on him.
FUCK Phil Collins, I'm Phil Jackson, bitch lemme show you how
a player from another era goin' back to coaching now
I hold the crown, what, you think you can expose me clown?
gonna talk about my broken down ex-bitch in your closing round...
Look he's panicking, that info wasn't supposed to be found
it was sorry pussy, all I had her do was show me around!
This is my one time slowing it down...
I said: Sorry, pussy, all I had Eurgh do was show me a round.

Friendship over.